Cigarette

“I’m seven months pregnant, I just want some change for a McDouble,” she said.

Xmas

“Lord,” he said. “It’s me, Jake Ford. I only mention the name cuz we ain’t been in contact for a while…”

Peace is Restored

Bob sees Janet walking down the street. She is wearing professional attire—she is attractive. Bob whistles and shouts, “Hey, baby! Give us a smile!”